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March 10, 2005

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Message from Earth: Ikea couch, $75 o.b.o.

I know I’ve just been busting on NASA


…but this is, admittedly, cool.

Posted March 10, 2005 at 1:01 | Comments (4) | Permasnark
File under: Gleeful Miscellany


But what if ET responds to the sex ads? Can't have little half-alien babies running (oozing?) around the planet. Sounds like a bad idea to me.

Besides, it's bad enough expecting aliens to decipher normal English, let alone the deplorable levels Craigslist posters can descend to.

I am working right now on composing a craigslist personal ad for that alien babe of my dreams...

let's see... In the solar evenings, I enjoy walking along the shores of the liquid nitrogen oceans on Triton... looking for G/A/921 (Green, Asexual, and 921 years old)

Posted by: Aaron on March 10, 2005 at 12:36 PM

Ah ha ha hahahahahaha!

Dear Aaron,

But if she were asexual, she would by definition neither have desire nor need for you.

"She" wouldn't be female either.

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