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October 12, 2004

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Behold the Wonders!

Segway 2.0 is here. I predict new sub-genera of homo sapiens will develop merely to perfect its use. Entire new languages will sprout only to describe it. For one shining moment, all the fighting and the violence in the world will stop so all humankind can admire its life-giving gleam. And it will put an end to cancer and world hunger. Let me be the first to say, this thing is going to be bigger than God.

A little “Ginger” nostalgia.

Posted October 12, 2004 at 5:54 | Comments (3) | Permasnark
File under: Briefly Noted, Technosnark


Does anyone actually know someone who owns a Segway?

Posted by: Gavin on October 12, 2004 at 09:47 PM

there's a guy two buildings over who owns a segway. i see him driving down the sidewalk sometimes when i leave work.
but the answer is really no. nobody owns a segway.

except these guys!

(above link in clickable form)

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