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October 20, 2005

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Don't... Know... What to Say...

You can’t handle this. You might think you can, but you can’t. (Thanks, Rod.)

Posted October 20, 2005 at 9:58 | Comments (9) | Permasnark
File under: Briefly Noted, Gleeful Miscellany


I didn't think that you could possibly be right, but you were right. Pardon me while I go freak out.

Oy. My coffee hasn't kicked in yet. That must be why. That must be why.

There are no words.

Because it's mime.

Jesus God Lord Almighty. I am turned... I welcome his holiness in my heart.... It was those floating gloves.

Posted by: Aaron on October 20, 2005 at 11:22 PM

K&K are the establishmentarians of both The Marmont Group and Mind Of A Mime Film Company. The Marmont Group is a management team whose main objective is to free ministerial personnel and artist of burdensome responsibilities allowing them to concentrate on what they do best. T.MG. Provides upscale executive management insuring a level of class and distinction for the minister and or artist. The Mind Of A Mime Film Company is a team of producers whose objective is to scout new gospel mime talent in an effort to keep the industry of gospel mime in the public eye. K&K’s life message is that there is salvation and hope in Jesus and He alone is the answer to everything in life.

Posted by: Aaron on October 20, 2005 at 11:28 PM

um... uhh... really? is it real? Where's Peter Funt? You crazy kids... pulling my leg like that.

Posted by: Amanda on October 20, 2005 at 11:40 PM

It took me a little while to find it, but you can actually see what this stuff looks like here. The women watching it, weeping, are astonishing.

My girlfriend Sylvia's reaction: "It's like they're being molested by the Holy Spirit."

All I know is that when I close my eyes, all I can see are two dancing hands flashing "The Purpose of God"...

Thanks for digging that out Tim. You know, as someone who has engaged in religious dance story telling and versification for, oh, 18 years now, I've got to say--now that I've actually watched it, the most astonishing things are really the gloves, the whiteface, and the piano music. Especially the gloves. They really are what sorta freak me out.

My girlfriend Sylvia's reaction: "It's like they're being molested by the Holy Spirit."

Now that deserves a t-shirt.

I have to say, Snarkmarket somehow manages to have the classiest italics. It's the total effect somehow.

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