March 7, 2004

The New York Times | The Sweet Smells of Spring >>

Wow. Johnny Depp as Jesus. That’s brilliant!! I already feel ministered to.

Who else would make a good Jesus?

• Viggo Mortensen … I mean, he basically just played Jesus three times already, right?


• Sean Penn … This would be interesting. Crazy psycho supermasculine Jesus with an astonishing soft side.


• Julianne Moore … She can play anything.