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September 28, 2005

The Waiter Sneaks Up Silently Behind You

I believe that the old saying “everyone has a story to tell” is, in fact, untrue.

What everyone really has hidden deep within them is a theme restaurant.

And I so wish this one was mine.

Posted September 28, 2005 at 3:25 | Comments (1) | Permasnark
File under: Briefly Noted, Gleeful Miscellany

Oh geez. Why does that have to be so expensive, so far away, and so non-vegetarian. . .