May 10, 2005
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Bald Is Cute
Natalie Portman: Welcome to the club!
(Okay, now, go to some other site, maybe nytimes.com or something, read for a while, and then read the next post. Otherwise the tonal shift will destroy you.)

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May 10, 2005| Please F*** You >>Bald Is CuteNatalie Portman: Welcome to the club! (Okay, now, go to some other site, maybe nytimes.com or something, read for a while, and then read the next post. Otherwise the tonal shift will destroy you.) ![]() |
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Nonsense. I snack on such attitudinal discontinuities daily.
What!?!? There's a Vendetta movie?!?!?!?!?
And a Watchmen movie! Alan Moore is gettin' it ON!