January 25, 2006
Blink Don't Wink™
I am all for the Blink Don’t Wink™ campaign. As The Assimilated Negro says:
There is no situation where a wink is appropriate. There’s no biological, or physiological, or any-ological pedigree that supports a need for a human being to wink.
A. MEN. No one in the history of humankind has ever pulled off the wink. I say we start some coordinated campaigns, and I’d like to nominate “Winkers are Wankers” as an additional tagline.