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December 16, 2003

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Rivendell Raunch

Elves have their sexual needs, like all of us, apparently (completely safe for work). Only Tolkien suggests they were much more chaste than us humans. Unfortunately…

To disappoint slash writers everywhere, there were no clear statements of elf homosexuality. There weren’t even any unclear ones. The most suggestive elf/elf pair are Fingon* and Maedhros, rescuing each other and sending each other presents just because. (Narn i Hîn Húrin, UF) But even they have less eyebrow-raising stuff going on in 500 years than Sam and Frodo managed to pack into one day.

That’s what I’m talking about. Except, eww, feet. And, eww, Elijah Wood. But what inquiring minds everywhere really want to know is were there gay Rangers?? (Via Fleshbot via MetaFilter)

Posted December 16, 2003 at 10:58 | Comments (1) | Permasnark
File under: Movies


Well, I guess I was expecting links to web pages with the phrase "you sexy thing" translated into Elvish (narlyë nat vanya).

I just wasn't expecting them this soon.

Posted by: Robin on December 16, 2003 at 11:24 PM
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