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December 16, 2003

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Ringwraith Review

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Gah! The Newark Star-Ledger’s movie critic gave Return of the King its first rotten tomato.

Clearly, an agent of Mordor.

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Posted December 16, 2003 at 6:45 | Comments (1) | Permasnark
File under: Movies

Comments

The MetaCritic score dropped as well, as we all knew it would. But some of the less-enthusiastic-but-still-enthusiastic reviews that are dragging the scores down seem to me like the critics making an effort to be all jaded and above-it-all. Like they'll give this glowing review, then end it with, "But after the tantra-orgasmic mind-flattener of a movie takes its last Shakespearean bow, rendering all other Great Art not only useless but offensive, there remains a niggling hint of a feeling that the movie was too long."

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