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March 7, 2004

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Divine Inspiration

Wow. Johnny Depp as Jesus. That’s brilliant!! I already feel ministered to.

Who else would make a good Jesus?

  • Viggo Mortensen … I mean, he basically just played Jesus three times already, right?

  • Sean Penn … This would be interesting. Crazy psycho supermasculine Jesus with an astonishing soft side.

  • Julianne Moore … She can play anything.

Posted March 7, 2004 at 5:21 | Comments (0) | Permasnark
File under: Movies
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