March 24, 2008

For a Limited Time: Actual Snark on Snarkmarket

I love this Ask MeFi thread listing retorts to common sayings. Among my favorites:

Saying	Retort
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.	But you catch the most with bullshit.
There’s no “I” in “team.”	Yeah, but there’s an “m” and an “e.”
The squeaky wheel gets the oil.	It’s also the first to get replaced.
The early bird gets the worm.	But the early worm gets eaten.

Posted March 24, 2008 at 2:01 | Comments (1) | Permasnark
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