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May 30, 2005

Truth > Fiction

Paris Hilton is marrying a dude… named Paris.

And if this wire story had even a whiff of humanity it would have to break down halfway through and go: “But… they’re BOTH named Paris??!?!”

Posted May 30, 2005 at 8:42 | Comments (3) | Permasnark
File under: Briefly Noted

Before anyone beats me to it: perhaps they are going to Paris for their honeymoon! Ha ha, snort.

Sorry I cannot lose the chance to say boo! from Paris.