May 30, 2005
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Paris Hilton is marrying a dude… named Paris.
And if this wire story had even a whiff of humanity it would have to break down halfway through and go: “But… they’re BOTH named Paris??!?!”
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May 30, 2005| Revenge of the Frou >>Truth > FictionParis Hilton is marrying a dude… named Paris. And if this wire story had even a whiff of humanity it would have to break down halfway through and go: “But… they’re BOTH named Paris??!?!” |
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Before anyone beats me to it: perhaps they are going to Paris for their honeymoon! Ha ha, snort.
Sorry I cannot lose the chance to say boo! from Paris.