Bonobos, the internet haberdashery (and increasingly, curator of cool gear), sent out this email today—plain text with no formatting, no “Display images below.” I present it here in its entirety:
Looks like we’re all stuck in the same security line…
Couple of observations:
-should have left before your boss. 30 mins you waited is costing you now. 20 bucks says we both get stuck in dallas
-nice pants, but u need a new bag. At least risk of yours getting stolen is zero. Use code “bodyscanner” to get 20% off upgrading your bag anytime this wkend.
-it’s only polite to tip the person who frisks you. $5 is reasonable
-window seats r for idealists. Aisle is for pragmatists. choose accordingly
Good luck with travel. Best wishes for exit rows, free drink tickets, and a seat next to someone attractive
-Sent by my mobile device from Security Line #4, JFK, casual traveler line
P.S. Bonobos is the brand to which I traded a short story for pants about a year ago.