Mjolnir’s mythic momentum

Did you know they were mak­ing a Thor movie?

Did you know Ken­neth Branagh was direct­ing it?

I can­not wrap my brain around this. I guess it’s sort of like Ang Lee and the Incred­i­ble Hulk, right? Why do these direc­tors want to use these char­ac­ters? Have they never read comic books? I think they’ve never read comic books.

If I had to rank-order Mar­vel super­heroes in order of both per­sonal and cul­tural relevance—and who doesn’t, from time to time—I wouldn’t just put Thor at the bot­tom of the list. I would put Thor on, like, a sep­a­rate sheet of paper. I mean, come on. Sub-Mariner has more emo­tional res­o­nance than Thor. Ant-Man has more emo­tional res­o­nance than Thor.

Am I wrong? Does any­body out there truly love Thor? I’m con­vinced he has no actual fans.

12 Responses

    Elin says:

    I like Thor… what’s wrong with Thor…?

    Taylor says:

    Dude, Thor is an essen­tial ele­ment of the comics uni­verse. Cap­tain Amer­ica = nation­al­ism; Stark = sci­ence, tech, cap­i­tal­ism; Thor = mys­ti­cism, strength, grandios­ity. That’s top of the pile right there.

    Robin says:

    Well, you know, at least there’s an argu­ment there; I am now 10% more excited to see Ken­neth Branagh’s Thor.

    Barrett says:

    What’s a Thor?

    Zack says:

    Sub-Mariner has more emo­tional res­o­nance than Thor. Ant-Man has more emo­tional res­o­nance than Thor.

    Care­ful what you wish for.

    Tim Carmody says:

    I think a Sub-Mariner movie could be pretty good!

    In The Ulti­mates, Thor is remade as a kind of long-haired hippie/anti-globalization war­rior. He’s Scan­di­na­vian AND um, divine; so he’s the per­fect critic of Amer­i­can power/global cap­i­tal­ism. They also play him as a men­tal patient, where it’s not really clear whether or not he’s “actu­ally” Thor. 

    Even in the orig­i­nal plot­line — I liked the idea that this ordi­nary doc­tor, who walked with a cane, could turn into a hero. And that a super­hero would use his alter-ego to try to help peo­ple in other ways. Plus, he hit things with a ham­mer. That was cool.

    In short, Thor’s got some pos­si­bil­i­ties. But this is all really about build­ing up to the Avengers movie, right?

    kevin. says:

    That is cor­rect sir — first they do the indi­vid­ual team mem­bers, then they put them into a movie together.

    Zack says:

    It is about build­ing up the Avengers movie, which (and not to get too inside/geeky here, but) I think could be pretty inter­est­ing. I mean, you look at the uni­verse inhab­ited by Tony Stark and there is absolutely no room for Norse Mythol­ogy. Iron Man is inno­va­tion for the greater good. It’s based in a sci­en­tific realm that couldn’t be fur­ther than the myth­i­cal world we’ll see in the Thor movie. How the direc­tor melds the sci­en­tific with the myth­i­cal, to me, will be the most inter­est­ing aspect of the Avengers.

    Unless Thor is as bad Robin imag­ines. Then I’ll just stay home.

    I won­der why you think movie mak­ers care about what the comic books (or any books they use for sub­jects) were really about.

    They’re buy­ing pack­ag­ing from Mar­vel and they will hire some screen­writ­ers to fill it up with what­ever they want.

    The Wolver­ine stuff is a per­fect illustration.

    Robin says:

    I under­stand that more when it’s Wolver­ine, directed by… who? But some­body like Ken­neth Branagh… I mean, in my head, next on his agenda was either Twelfth Night or, hmm, let’s see, what’s this? Thor? Like, clearly he saw some­thing in Thor. I just don’t know what.

    (Unless it’s Taylor’s argu­ment above about a sort of anti­hero for our age — one who is mys­ti­cal, not technological.)

    kevin. says:

    I like Thor, but more from his Norse mythol­ogy roots than the comic book char­ac­ter. He does have a nice ham­mer though, and he can com­mand light­ning bolts.

    @Howard — Sure Wolver­ine and Thor are both comic book movies, but Wolver­ine is a per­fect illus­tra­tion of a suc­cess­ful comic book movie — every­body likes Wolver­ine, so peo­ple watch it even if it’s bad, and it’ll make a bajil­lion dol­lars. or $85M on open­ing week­end.
    I doubt Thor will do that well, nobody really knows who he is, other than those peo­ple who can actu­ally name Ant-man and the Submariner.

    Judi says:

    Only if he’s played by Vin­cent D’Onfrio. Again.

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