Corpse spam
The perils of print! Annabel Scheme is fixed to the page, so I can’t find a way to sneak this in somehow:
In World of Warcraft, sending commercial spam (e.g. offers to buy virtual gold) via the game’s messaging system will get you banned. The workaround? Spell your message out in corpses.
So weird. So awesome.
Via Noah Brier.

So WoW doesn’t have street cleaning? Or cholera?
It’s a little disconcerting that this and the new WSJ RSS feed both count as professionally relevant information for you.