“I had corn dogs, chocolate cake and rum for breakfast yesterday. Then I went on a hike, and explored an abandoned mine shaft that I don’t think I was supposed to enter. I didn’t have to get anyone’s permission or tell anyone where I was going. Later, I touched a girl with my penis, and nobody yelled at me or sent me to talk to the councilor about it. I watched a scary movie that had boobies and swears in it, and then I stayed up until 2 AM because I didn’t feel like going to bed.
“Childhood has nothing on adulthood. Being a grown-up is an awfully grand adventure.” — My new favorite MeFi commenter