I love this Ask MeFi thread listing retorts to common sayings. Among my favorites:
Saying | Retort |
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You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. | But you catch the most with bullshit. |
There’s no “I” in “team.” | Yeah, but there’s an “m” and an “e.” |
The squeaky wheel gets the oil. | It’s also the first to get replaced. |
The early bird gets the worm. | But the early worm gets eaten. |
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