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Questioning Her Commitment to Sparkle Motion?
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This is in no way okay. It’s a clip from Living Dolls: The Making of a Child Beauty Queen, in which a coach demonstrates a pageant routine for his four-year-old trainee. (Thing-full.)

October 5, 2006 / Uncategorized

4 comments

Rex says…

I saw “Little Miss Sunshine” (now in theaters) last weekend, which centers around a child beauty pageant too. Although it’s not a perfect movie, the concluding scene (involving the talent portion of the pageant) is pretty funny.

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P.J. Onori says…

Dude. OK, I’m a little sick now.

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Gavin says…

Thanks, Matt. That image is going to haunt my nightmares. That and Little Miss Sunshine, which was both really good and absolutely horrifying.

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Alexis says…

What, I’m the first to give you props for the post title? I laughed.

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