I’m not even going to link to it, because 1) you’ve already seen it, and 2) you know where to find it,1 but the Natalie Portman video really is a masterpiece. Even as a ripoff of an Easy E song, it’s pretty breathtaking. I can even live with the random Viking segment.
1 If 1 or 2 is not true … my child, I give you the Internet. Try not to break it.
2 Brokeback was robbed.