McSweeneys makes two funnies today:

1) Troubling Tyra-mails censored from aired episodes of America’s Next Top Model.

2) Places where I can find a woman like Jesse’s girl, years later. (I eagerly await the corollary list, “Places where I can find Jesse, years later.”)

And Defective Yeti gives us the funniest thing I have read on the Internet in three months (via MeFi): Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure. (Warning: will not be funny if the phrase “you are likely to be eaten by a grue” means nothing to you.)