The murmur of the snarkmatrix…

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Message from Earth: Ikea couch, $75 o.b.o.

I know I’ve just been busting on NASA


…but this is, admittedly, cool.

March 10, 2005 / Uncategorized


But what if ET responds to the sex ads? Can’t have little half-alien babies running (oozing?) around the planet. Sounds like a bad idea to me.

Besides, it’s bad enough expecting aliens to decipher normal English, let alone the deplorable levels Craigslist posters can descend to.

Aaron says…

I am working right now on composing a craigslist personal ad for that alien babe of my dreams…

let’s see… In the solar evenings, I enjoy walking along the shores of the liquid nitrogen oceans on Triton… looking for G/A/921 (Green, Asexual, and 921 years old)

Ah ha ha hahahahahaha!

Dear Aaron,

But if she were asexual, she would by definition neither have desire nor need for you.

“She” wouldn’t be female either.

The snarkmatrix awaits you

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